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German Soccer Joke

Q: Why do Dutch children have such big ears?
A: Because their parents hold them up, look wistfully over towards Germany and say "Look over there at the World Champions."

#funny #jokes #michael ballack #soccer #football #germany #die mannschaft #euro 2012

∞ June 13, 2012 at 03:14pm

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I am also pleased, Mr. President, that when you’re wondering these halls, as you wrestle with tough decisions, you’ll now be able to gaze at this portrait and ask, “What would George do?

George W. Bush at the George W. Bush Portrait Unveiling, May 31, 2012.

#george w bush #speach #funny

∞ May 31, 2012 at 06:35pm

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classics:soupsoup:missvengeance:

The Hangover - The photos at the end were one of the best parts.

#the hangover #movie #funny

∞ December 09, 2009 at 11:02am

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allwithin:siddman:

“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”

#funny #christmas #christmas lights

∞ December 04, 2009 at 03:38pm

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